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<BADASS MURDER EXPLOSION KILL GUN CHAINSAW DYNA>

[assblasted]

[about a day after kershaw is gone]

Doc

You checked your phone?

<Dr. Doctor>

[happydreamed]

I have. Is this about Kershaw's transfer?

<BADASS MURDER EXPLOSION KILL GUN CHAINSAW DYNA>

[assblasted]

Yeah. Guess he got lonely and decided to follow Ruger.

Thought he seemed mopier than usual.

i'm not making you type that every single time

[happydreamed]

Transfers don't work that way. They aren't by choice, whether you're happy or not.

HA

[assblasted]

Coulda fooled me.

Are they gonna be okay?

[happydreamed]

I can't say whether the program they've been sent to will be more merciful than this one or not, but I can say with confidence that they're both resilient types.

[assblasted]

If they die I'll find them and kill them.

[happydreamed]

They wouldn't dare.

[assblasted]

How many have been transferred since you've been here?

[happydreamed]

I don't keep track of other units, and Zhongli came back after being transferred, as you know... But just on Heart Soldier, six in less than two months.

[assblasted]

That's what I meant. But that's still way too many.

[happydreamed]

It is. They happen with little warning, and you've no idea if you'll see each other again.

Where are you presently?

[assblasted]

[send his location, it's some random rooftop of an abandoned building]

[happydreamed]

[what are you doing up there]

On my way.

[thank god for the jetpack D.va gave him or else he might have to climb stairs. anyway.]

[assblasted]

[HE LIKES TO BE HIGH UP!! doesn't answer but when Doc gets there he's sitting on the asphalt drinking a soda from a conbini, looking grumpy as usual.]

[happydreamed]

[Lands, then sits down next to him.]

Sorry to keep you waiting.

[assblasted]

You didn't have to come. You get that from her stash before she left? [gesturing at, the jetpack.]

[happydreamed]

She gave it to me. A dragon should be able to fly, she said.

[assblasted]

Are you supposed to be a dragon?

[happydreamed]

I have horns and wings in my memories.

[assblasted]

I thought that was just decoration or you were some kinda LARPer.

[happydreamed]

I also have memories of casting magic, talking cats, fish monsters and all sorts of things.

[assblasted]

. . .

Show me one?

[happydreamed]

Let's see...

[Pulls out his phone and plays one of his earlier received memories, of him making medicine for a cat man.]

[assblasted]

[he is unsure why this feels weirdly normal and familiar--]

You weren't lying. Like something outta a fantasy book.